My internet was on the frizzle for almost a week! No Google! No trailers! No porn! No wasting precious time on pointless crap! It was horrible. And worst of all, I had to skip another Sunday, Kelly Sunday! 
Sorry about that, but blame my ISP—it truly was their fault, just because I dropped my landline in favor of my cell. 
So I'm back, sound as a dollar .  .   .  uh oh. 
March 21, 1965